<me> I'm thinking about painting my nails tonight
<Justin> What color?
<me> I dunno, probably black or something
<Justin> Well, you know I see a red door and I want it painted black
<Justin> No colors anymore I want them to turn black
<Justin> I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
<Justin> I have to turn my head because you'll hit me if I don't
I love my life.